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Tony Blair and political instinct

Monday, September 6th, 2010

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I’m finally blogging again after a long and partly self-imposed absence.

To kick things off, here’s my column from today’s MEN, on Tony Blair:

Why do people who hate Tony Blair hate him with such a ferocious passion?

The answer, I suspect, isn’t just that they believe he took the country to war with Iraq on the basis of dodgy intelligence.

It isn’t just that they believe that the war was fundamentally misguided.

No; it is also that they suspect, somewhere deep in Mr Blair’s soul, he knows this too. They believe he was simply too weak to stand up to a right-wing American administration.

Their fury is fuelled not only by righteous indignation, but by a deep-rooted sense of betrayal.

They are entirely wrong.

In 2005 – during Mr Blair’s last election campaign as Labour leader – I asked him whether he would still have taken part in the invasion of Iraq had he known there were no weapons of mass destruction.

I expected him to pause; to consider; to agonise, even; or, if not that, then to trot out some carefully-prepared and subtly-worded answer to a question he must have known might be asked.

Instead he said simply and without hesitation: “Yes, I would.”

I’ve been thinking about that moment quite a lot while reading Mr Blair’s memoir, A Journey. I must have interviewed the former-PM more than a dozen times during his years in power. Now, more than ever, I believe he remains fundamentally misunderstood.

Critics of Mr Blair paint him as weak and devious. An ‘actor’. A ‘puppet’. Both descriptions do him an injustice. Yes, he had an unrivalled ability to communicate; to ‘sell’ his policies to his audience. And yes; his decision to support America’s unprovoked, incoherent and badly-thought-out invasion of Iraq will forever tarnish his legacy.

But the fact is he believed in the war, as he believed in almost everything he said.

The correct criticism of Mr Blair is not that he was inauthentic. It is that, as a political thinker, he was shallow. And arguably – for most of the time – this wasn’t a handicap at all, but a liberation.

Mr Blair freely admits he had little time for Labour’s ideology or history. He describes his frustration at party activists who would rather sit around on a Friday night discussing the principles of socialism rather than going out to, in his words, ‘party’. Mr Blair preferred action to discussion. And he relied largely on his political instincts – instincts that were profoundly, and proudly, middle-class.

He was not a socialist, but a meritocrat. He was prepared to put his family first – as when he snubbed local comprehensives and sent his children to an independent school – and he assumed everyone else was, too. He was motivated by success, and access to the finer things in life – and assumed everyone else was, too. He literally struggled to understand anyone who thought differently.

It was Mr Blair’s very ’shallowness’, and overriding faith in these instincts, that allowed him to change the country, fundamentally and indelibly, during his time at Number 10. And the country did change: a national minimum wage, devolution, a settlement in Northern Ireland, academy schools, university tuition fees, an expensive welfare-to-work programme, ASBOs, huge investment in public services, independence for the Bank of England.

Compare his record with that of Gordon Brown.

Here was a man of deep principle; a man steeped in Labour history and values. A man who surely had a philosophically-coherent reason for every decision he ever made. A man who had a decade as Chancellor to reflect on what he would do when he finally got his chance as prime minister.

And when the moment came, what happened? Nothing. There was almost complete paralysis at the heart of government. Mr Brown will be remembered for tackling the global financial crisis – no mean achievement, it is true. But in terms of domestic reform, in terms of changing society? I struggle to think of a single initiative. When I recently put the same point to Ed Miliband – a close ally of Mr Brown – he did, too. It is as if Mr Brown was crushed under the weight of his own thoughts.

Memorable prime ministers – great prime ministers, you might say – are defined not by what they think, but by what they do.

Margaret Thatcher was another instinctive leader.

So was Winston Churchill.

Both, like Mr Blair, has an unshakeable belief that their instincts were right – and shared by a majority of British people, regardless of party allegiance.

Was Mr Blair a great prime minister? That is ultimately a matter of taste. That he changed the country, however, is beyond dispute. And don’t think for a second that he spends sleepless nights worrying that he betrayed his own principles over Iraq. He believed then he had done the right thing; he believes it now; he will probably believe it until his dying day.

He’s that kind of man, you see.

Stranger Than Fiction

Monday, September 6th, 2010

OCCASIONALLY there are stories you hear about and you think ‘that can’t be real.’
Like a report of animals seemingly forming a gang to escape a zoo (I read it somewhere, probably page three of the Metro) or a man faking his own death in a freak canoe accident, only to be dumb enough to pose for a picture with a Panama estate agent a few years after his Reggie Perrin episode.

It’s these stories that make you wonder why Hollywood so often depends on the banal and formulaic when you can have films like I lLove Phillip Morris.

A film with a tag line that says ‘Based On A True Story, No Really It Is” shouls to be a guaranteed winner but it’s a film difficult to pidgeonhole –  too messy for the marketing men.
Like that other Ewan McGregor starrer, the Men Who Stare at Goats, it’s fortunate someone took the risk.
The result is a fantastical tale about a devout Christian (Jim Carrey) who comes out after a car crash and becomes a fraudster who will go to extraordinary lengths for love and cash.
It’s also aided by two strong performances, particularly from Carrey who veers between his 90s blockbuster slapstick persona and sensitive soul mode – providing both the laughs and the tears.
I’m not going to give away the ending to this fabulous film, if only because you won’t believe it unless you see it.

So see it.

Inbetween dreams

Monday, August 30th, 2010

FOUR friends taking a break from their love troubles and travel abroad for some sun, surf and spirits.

Sounds like the premise of SATC 2.

But swap your Manhattans for cheap lager, the five-star Abu Dhabi resort for a Cretian holiday camp and sophisticated humour for toilet jokes and you have the anti-SATC if you like, a big screen version of The Inbetweeners.

As a fan of both Channel Four-aired shows, I ‘m looking forward to seeing the hapless, spotty foursome humiliate themselves on the big screen as I have the sense of humour of a 15-year-old boy.

I’ve been thinking about it’s appeal and aside from being very funny in that awfully uncomfortable way that makes you want to shield your eyes at times, it also appeals to the everyman – or at least the everyman who doesn’t get portrayed in hipper shows like Skins.

As someone who’s just turned 30, it also doesn’t make me feel old unlike most Channel Four shows, mostly as it reminds me of how much I really don’t iss school.

Ironically, similar rumours which have dogged SATC seem to be circling about the movie, with reports claiming Will aka briefcase ****** aka Simon Bird was demanding more cash.

Fortunately, it seems the movie is now going ahead without a hitch.

About time really, we really need some more toilet humour on the screen.

Manchester WAGs – at the double

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

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WE had to do a double take when we first spied Manchester United star Nani out on the town with his gorgeous WAG Daniela Martins.

Daniela is pictured here on the left as she headed on a night out to Italian restaurant San Carlo with Nani.

But we couldn’t believe how much Portuguese Daniela resembles the newest WAG in town – Blues star Mario Balotelli’s missus, Italian beauty queen Melissa Castagnoli, pictured here on the right

Both girls share long glossy blonde tresses, similar features and stunning figures.

And they even wore almost identical outfits for both of their recent trips to celebhaunt San Carlo – skinny jeans, wedge sandals and fitted jackets.

Do we sense a WAG blueprint emerging here?

 

Manchester Pride is one big party for birthday girls Suranne Jones and Vicky Binns

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

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MANCHESTER Pride always means one thing for glamorous actresses Suranne Jones and Vicky Binns – party time.

For both girls share the same birthday, August 27, which always tends to coincide with Pride’s Big Weekend of events over the bank holiday.

And Vicky and Suranne, whose portraits both feature in the Pride Exhibition at Selfridges, tell me they will, again, be holding their birthday bashes down at Pride.

Former Coronation Street star Suranne tells me: “Every year I always celebrate my birthday at Pride.

This year I’ll be joining Antony Cotton and Sir Ian McKellen for lunch, and then in the afternoon I’ll be meeting up with all my pals to watch the mainstage events.”

The Diary recalls that last year Suranne’s birthday ended up with her and pal Sally Lindsay on the mainstage – with Sally even doing the splits.

Yes, and Antony ending up serving hamburgers in one of those vans,” she giggled. “But I don’t think we’ll be quite as mad this year though.”

Meanwhile Vicky, Corrie’s Molly Dobbs, tells me as well as partying for her birthday over the big weekend, she will be among the show’s stars taking to a Corrie float for the first time in the big Pride Parade on Saturday.

She said: “I can’t wait, I’ve always loved going to watch the parade because of all the energy and support from everyone. But being on a float in the parade is going to be brilliant.”

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Transatlantic hit

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

THIS is about five years late for a review but I finally got round to seeing Transamerica this week.

I was a bit worried it would be a bit too American arthouse ie. where critics salivate over films where NOTHING happens.

Instead it was an incredibly moving film and truthfully honest film about a disfunctional father/mother and son relationship.

It takes about five minutes to forget that it’s Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman a woman pretending to be a man about to become a woman and when you do it’s an utterly convincing performance.

For a review of Toy Story 3, log on in another five years.

Scent To Try Us

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Congratulations to Jane and Rob from Rochdale who, after a whirlwind romance, got married this week. They met at a truffle hunt and it was love at first sight. Like many couples, they kept their own little secrets until they were sure they were right for each other. As it turns out, Rob hadn’t told Jane about his really smelly feet and Jane had somehow managed to keep her halitosis from him.

 As they prepared for their first proper kiss as a married couple, Barbara whispered “Darling, I’ve got something to tell you”. Alan said “I Know. You’ve eaten one of my socks!”

A Question of ‘A’ Levels

Friday, August 20th, 2010

In honour of the A Level students who got their results this week, I offer some examples of recent examination questions and the answers offered by the candidates.

 

Q. What are steroids?

 A. Things that keep carpets in place on the stairs.

 

Q. What is the fibula?

A. A small lie

 

Q. What is a terminal illness?

A. When you’re sick at the airport.

 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?

A. Keep it in the cow.

 

Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?

A. Nearby.

Brilliant.

 

Trams Off Track?

Friday, August 20th, 2010

 

A friend has just come back from Kuala Lumpur and was impressed with the amazing light rail transport system which crosses the city. There are three main lines, each operated by a different company. As you would expect, all the major elements of the city are connected. Trains run about every three minutes and are clean, well maintained and comfortable. The commercial competition leads to all operators offering first class service and the lines are run on with impressive infrastructural cooperation. 

The city of Bremen has traditionally put transport at the heart of its redevelopment since the war and currently has a tram network which comprises half a dozen lines. Bremen is busy with freight traffic, supports the neighbouring harbour town and is also a focal point for regional rail travel. Consequently the system demands a high level of German coordination and competence.

Here in Manchester, we’ve had another week when a section of our Metrolink network was down for a few days. This time the track between Altrincham and Timperley was affected and it took almost the whole week to get it sorted. I have been a constant champion of the trams and I am a regular user but it’s all beginning to wear a bit thin.

 To be fair to Metrolink director Philip Purdy, he is always quick to stand up, explain and apologise but beleaguered commuters are short on sympathy and hate the dreaded phrase ‘replacement bus service’ .

 The ‘iconic’ Manchester trams – in other words the older original vehicles, are noisy and quite often a little grubby. The new, yellow trams look much better and are configured to offer more space but have fewer seats. Has anyone seen a yellow tram on the Altrincham line in peak hours? My neighbour, Paul, reckons they couldn’t cope with the passenger numbers. And let’s not get started on the stations. Despite recent refurbishment, many are unattractive and unwelcoming.  

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We are all, rightly, very excited about the long awaited big bang extension but perhaps we could do with a dose of Asian ambition and Teutonic efficiency.

Focus on women’s rights

Monday, August 16th, 2010

SHORT films charting the rise of the women’s movement are being given a rare airing tomorrow. 

A Woman’s Place – a 20 minute film that covers the first Women’s Liberation Conference in February 1970 - is among the shorts being screened by Manchester Film Cooperative.It has joined forces with the Working Class Movement Library for the screenings, to be followed by discussions led by Louise Livesey from Ruskin College, Oxford.

The event starts at 7.45 sharp at King’s Arms in Salford. 

Entry is £3 or £2 for the unwaged, low waged or students.

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