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Qualifying is nothing

It’s a bit of a shame that just as the Premier League gets going, the international break arrives and takes the momentum away.

I’m not saying one is more important than the other, it just seems a bit disjointed.

As far as England’s form goes, I read absolutely nothing into it. They beat Bulgaria 4-0. So what? I’m writing this shortly before the Switzerland game. If they win, draw or lose it, so what?

The whole World Cup experience showed us that qualifying form means nothing when it comes to the real tournament.

So whatever happens in the qualifying, as far as I’m concerned the only judge of form is tournament play, and we are proven to be bobbins at that.

:: Tiger Woods, unsurprisingly, has made it into the USA Ryder Cup team. Check out Ryder Cup pen pics here. Although there has been a bit of consternation about Europe’s picks, I’d still make us slight favourites. There are a couple of fairly inexperienced players on both sides – the Molinaris for Europe, Rickie Fowler for the US. It always amazes me how nerves don’t get the better of them on that opening shot in an event that even Woods describes as “pressure-packed”.

Manchester Day: what was it worth?

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How successful was Manchester Day?

According to a council report out this week, ‘a modest estimate indicates £5.7m was spent as a direct result of visitors and activity related to the Manchester Day parade’.

But research by MORI suggests the actual direct spend on the day – by people who would otherwise not have been in Manchester – was actually just £1.6m.

Either way, the figure represents a decent return on an investment of less than £300,000.

Some explanation of the gap would be welcome, though.

 

 

 

 

A modest estimate of attendance numbers suggest that 40,000 people attended the MDP which generated a direct spend in the city on the day of the event of £4.1m which represents a return on the Council’s investment of

£16.40 for every £1.

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A secret report from MORI has contradicted official Council figures regarding the economic benefits of “Manchester Day”

The report from MORI has used an estimate that 40,000 people attended the event. The Council still estimate 75,000. The Council estimate that £5.7million was spent because of the the parade. MORI’s figure is closer to £2million. The Council refused to ask MORI to asked whether residents thought he event was good value for money. The event costed the council tax payer £300,000.

Lib Dem leader Simon Ashley said today,

“The Council’s figures are not credible. The key issue for the Liberal Democrats is whether Manchester Day is value for money, when 6 times as many people attend the Gay Pride parage and that received an eighth of the subsidy. MORI’s research points out some positives around community engagement and approval for the event, but does not touch on this area at all.”

Lib Dem Communities Spokesperson Lianne Williams added,

” This MORI report should be made public. Pat Karney is spinning for all he’s worth but Labour’s figures for “Manchester Day” don’t stand up to independent scrutiny.”

Scott Pilgrim Vs the World: mini review

STYLE over substance rules in likeable comic book adaptation Scott Pilgrim Vs the World.
A film inspired by the work of Canadian graphic novelist Bryan Lee O’Malley, it follows the eponymous ‘hero’ (played by Arrested Development and Juno’s Michael Cera) as he duels his multi-colour haired girlfriend’s seven evil exes.
If the plot is a little thin and the script is surprisingly light on jokes, the visuals in this Edgar Wright film are fantastically dream-like with comic book speech bubbles spouting from its characters’ mouths and video game inspired action sequences.
In short, you may not remember Scott Pilgrim in a year’s time but it is a thoroughly entertaining way to spend just under two hours of your life

Tony Blair and political instinct

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I’m finally blogging again after a long and partly self-imposed absence.

To kick things off, here’s my column from today’s MEN, on Tony Blair:

Why do people who hate Tony Blair hate him with such a ferocious passion?

The answer, I suspect, isn’t just that they believe he took the country to war with Iraq on the basis of dodgy intelligence.

It isn’t just that they believe that the war was fundamentally misguided.

No; it is also that they suspect, somewhere deep in Mr Blair’s soul, he knows this too. They believe he was simply too weak to stand up to a right-wing American administration.

Their fury is fuelled not only by righteous indignation, but by a deep-rooted sense of betrayal.

They are entirely wrong.

In 2005 – during Mr Blair’s last election campaign as Labour leader – I asked him whether he would still have taken part in the invasion of Iraq had he known there were no weapons of mass destruction.

I expected him to pause; to consider; to agonise, even; or, if not that, then to trot out some carefully-prepared and subtly-worded answer to a question he must have known might be asked.

Instead he said simply and without hesitation: “Yes, I would.”

I’ve been thinking about that moment quite a lot while reading Mr Blair’s memoir, A Journey. I must have interviewed the former-PM more than a dozen times during his years in power. Now, more than ever, I believe he remains fundamentally misunderstood.

Critics of Mr Blair paint him as weak and devious. An ‘actor’. A ‘puppet’. Both descriptions do him an injustice. Yes, he had an unrivalled ability to communicate; to ‘sell’ his policies to his audience. And yes; his decision to support America’s unprovoked, incoherent and badly-thought-out invasion of Iraq will forever tarnish his legacy.

But the fact is he believed in the war, as he believed in almost everything he said.

The correct criticism of Mr Blair is not that he was inauthentic. It is that, as a political thinker, he was shallow. And arguably – for most of the time – this wasn’t a handicap at all, but a liberation.

Mr Blair freely admits he had little time for Labour’s ideology or history. He describes his frustration at party activists who would rather sit around on a Friday night discussing the principles of socialism rather than going out to, in his words, ‘party’. Mr Blair preferred action to discussion. And he relied largely on his political instincts – instincts that were profoundly, and proudly, middle-class.

He was not a socialist, but a meritocrat. He was prepared to put his family first – as when he snubbed local comprehensives and sent his children to an independent school – and he assumed everyone else was, too. He was motivated by success, and access to the finer things in life – and assumed everyone else was, too. He literally struggled to understand anyone who thought differently.

It was Mr Blair’s very ’shallowness’, and overriding faith in these instincts, that allowed him to change the country, fundamentally and indelibly, during his time at Number 10. And the country did change: a national minimum wage, devolution, a settlement in Northern Ireland, academy schools, university tuition fees, an expensive welfare-to-work programme, ASBOs, huge investment in public services, independence for the Bank of England.

Compare his record with that of Gordon Brown.

Here was a man of deep principle; a man steeped in Labour history and values. A man who surely had a philosophically-coherent reason for every decision he ever made. A man who had a decade as Chancellor to reflect on what he would do when he finally got his chance as prime minister.

And when the moment came, what happened? Nothing. There was almost complete paralysis at the heart of government. Mr Brown will be remembered for tackling the global financial crisis – no mean achievement, it is true. But in terms of domestic reform, in terms of changing society? I struggle to think of a single initiative. When I recently put the same point to Ed Miliband – a close ally of Mr Brown – he did, too. It is as if Mr Brown was crushed under the weight of his own thoughts.

Memorable prime ministers – great prime ministers, you might say – are defined not by what they think, but by what they do.

Margaret Thatcher was another instinctive leader.

So was Winston Churchill.

Both, like Mr Blair, has an unshakeable belief that their instincts were right – and shared by a majority of British people, regardless of party allegiance.

Was Mr Blair a great prime minister? That is ultimately a matter of taste. That he changed the country, however, is beyond dispute. And don’t think for a second that he spends sleepless nights worrying that he betrayed his own principles over Iraq. He believed then he had done the right thing; he believes it now; he will probably believe it until his dying day.

He’s that kind of man, you see.

Stranger Than Fiction

OCCASIONALLY there are stories you hear about and you think ‘that can’t be real.’
Like a report of animals seemingly forming a gang to escape a zoo (I read it somewhere, probably page three of the Metro) or a man faking his own death in a freak canoe accident, only to be dumb enough to pose for a picture with a Panama estate agent a few years after his Reggie Perrin episode.

It’s these stories that make you wonder why Hollywood so often depends on the banal and formulaic when you can have films like I lLove Phillip Morris.

A film with a tag line that says ‘Based On A True Story, No Really It Is” shouls to be a guaranteed winner but it’s a film difficult to pidgeonhole –  too messy for the marketing men.
Like that other Ewan McGregor starrer, the Men Who Stare at Goats, it’s fortunate someone took the risk.
The result is a fantastical tale about a devout Christian (Jim Carrey) who comes out after a car crash and becomes a fraudster who will go to extraordinary lengths for love and cash.
It’s also aided by two strong performances, particularly from Carrey who veers between his 90s blockbuster slapstick persona and sensitive soul mode – providing both the laughs and the tears.
I’m not going to give away the ending to this fabulous film, if only because you won’t believe it unless you see it.

So see it.

Apple TV vs Google TV – The battle for the box

WITH Apple and Google already toe-to-toe, slugging it out for control of your mobile phone, the battle lines were drawn for another conflict between the computer giants this week – the struggle for control of your living room TV.

Some months ago Google announced its plans for Google TV, a software platform that will (eventually) be built into set-top boxes, and TVs themselves. It allows you to access online content on your big screen TV.

Apple TV

This week, Apple announced the second generation of its bid to break into the same market with its new Apple TV. It goes in precisely the other direction to Google, offering a less-is-more philosophy behind a stylish interface that allows access to a limited range of streamed content.

The big question is why are they doing it, and what does it mean for us? The simple answer is that they want to make money, obviously, and they’ve both seen an opportunity to plug what they think is a gap in the market.

It’s clear that in the coming years the internet will be the preferred method of getting content – whether that be words, pictures, music or video – into people’s homes.

It’s already happening – more people get their news online, music has already gone digital in a big way – video is next to mature.

We already have YouTube, of course, and the BBC’s iPlayer is already showing the way. But there’s a problem. The size of the screen.

Watching video in the computer, or on your mobile phone, will always be second best, just as a film is always better in the cinema.

So how to get that video off the internet, and onto the big screen?

Google TV and Apple TV are two different answers to that question, and they really couldn’t be more different.

Google TV hopes to bring some kind of merger of the web and your TV – it marries your traditional TV watching, via the broadcast channels, to the web in a totally new way.

With it you can search for channels and programs, as well as additional content while viewing, say, a football table, or team stats while watching a game. Or you can interact with your social networks, say, engaging in a debate via Twitter while watching Question Time.

These are both things that happen right now – but one takes place on the TV, and one on the web via your mobile, or your laptop.

Google TV aims to make all these, and more, things happen on your TV. Apple TV is a more traditional content delivery system – you can rent TV shows and films on it, or stream content from you iPhone or iPad, or computer via iTunes.

Apple is hoping simplicity and ease of use trumps features, and that’s a battle the company has fought, and won, in the past. Who’s to say you won’t be persuaded to give up paying by subscription for premium channels via Sky or Virgin, and just pay for the shows you want to watch, when you want to watch them.

Of course, both platforms offer up easy access to YouTube and photo sharing site Flickr, so you can see your own content on the big screen too.

Who’ll win the battle is anyone’s guess, and there doesn’t even have to be a winner, of course. I imagine it’s a fight that will go on for years without any clear victor. It’s hard to see a time when the TV market will consolidate and one big company dominates – that’s the beauty of the web and the competition will serve to offer us more choice and better prices.

Ahead of Google and Apple TVs’ release, we can only wait to see what happens, and hope both companies have put much more thought into how their products work than they have into coming up with names for them.

Apple TV will be available in four weeks and is priced at £99. Google TV- enabled set top boxes and TVs should should launch in the UK some time next year.

Mafia II

Mafia II
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(2K Games £49.99)

YOU know the drill – investigate an open-world map, shoot people, dodge the cops, complete missions. It’s not like Mafia II, below, brings anything really new to the table.
But what it does bring, it brings with style and playability. And there’s just as much value in that as there is in breaking the mould.
So if Red Dead Redemption was GTA with spurs and a ten gallon hat, Mafia II is the same, but with a sharp suit and an extravagant automobile.
The game takes you back to Forties and Fifties New York (or Empire Bay, as the game would have it). You are Vito Scaletta, brought to the US from Sicily as a child, and with some problems to face up to.
The world created is fantastically realised and immersive, and the fact that the easy learn-the-game missions at the start take GI Scaletta back to Sicily to help see off Mussolini gives him a backstory that draws you in quickly.
Back in the US he has to make money to clear his dead father’s debts – and quickly. Luckily he ‘knows’ people and so the crime capers begin. Great driving, fighting and shooting missions ensue, and much fun is to be had. It’s not quite GTA, but it’s in the same family.

4/5

Apple’s new line-up

Apple announced details of its brand new iPod line-up today, and also revealed the latest incarnation of its Apple TV set-top box. Also shown-off was a new version of iTunes with a social network element called Ping.

Ping is a new social network based around music – what you’re listening to, who you are going to see, what you’ve bought. It’s accessed through the new iTunes 10 on your Mac or PC, or though the iTunes store app on your iPhone or iPod touch.

Here’s a run-down of the new hardware announced today.

iPod shuffle

First up was the new shuffle, which looks very much like the old shuffle. The last version – tiny, without buttons – did not sell too well, so the buttons are back. The price is an astonishingly low £39, with 2GB of storage.

iPod shuffle

iPod nano

The nano is all-new, super-small, and features a multi-touch interface to replace the click wheel of old.

iPod nano

But what’s notable is what’s been taken away, too – the new nano doesn’t even play video, let alone capture, as did the model it replaces.

What Apple gives is the new interface, and the incredibly small size – small enough to clip it to your clothes (like you can with the shuffle). Prices start at £129 for an 8GB model. 16GB costs £159.

iPod touch

The touch looks similar to the old version, but is a bit thinner. It couldn’t be more different feature-wise, though. Added are front and back cameras, the super-sharp Retina display, and the A4 chip that powers the iPhone 4 and the iPad.

iPod touch

So, with a new touch, you can capture and share HD video, and place FaceTime calls to other touches or iPhone 4s. An 8GB touch will cost you £189, all the way up to £329 for 64GB. 16GB costs £249.

Apple TV

The new Apple TV is tiny, and has no internal storage to speak of. All the content it can play is streamed over WiFi – either as rentals from iTunes, or from you computer, iPhone, iPod touch or iPad. The new Apple TV sells for a knock-down £99.

Apple TV


I’ll have more on the new Apple TV, and how it squares up to Google TV, in Saturday’s column, either in our Weekend supplement in the paper, or right here.

Mafia II at the Trafford Centre

As promotional stunts go you have to say this is among the most inventive – how does getting a free haircut and meeting glamour model Lucie Self sound?

Pop along to the Trafford Centre on Thursday (September 2), and you can do just that. Why? Well, to celebrate the release if new mobster crime video game Mafia II, of course. Why else?

It’s part of the Mafia II Pop-up Barbershop tour, where “shoppers can turn up on the day to get a free haircut, free T-shirt, meet glamour model Lucie Self, and have some hands-on time with the game”.

Inbetween dreams

FOUR friends taking a break from their love troubles and travel abroad for some sun, surf and spirits.

Sounds like the premise of SATC 2.

But swap your Manhattans for cheap lager, the five-star Abu Dhabi resort for a Cretian holiday camp and sophisticated humour for toilet jokes and you have the anti-SATC if you like, a big screen version of The Inbetweeners.

As a fan of both Channel Four-aired shows, I ‘m looking forward to seeing the hapless, spotty foursome humiliate themselves on the big screen as I have the sense of humour of a 15-year-old boy.

I’ve been thinking about it’s appeal and aside from being very funny in that awfully uncomfortable way that makes you want to shield your eyes at times, it also appeals to the everyman – or at least the everyman who doesn’t get portrayed in hipper shows like Skins.

As someone who’s just turned 30, it also doesn’t make me feel old unlike most Channel Four shows, mostly as it reminds me of how much I really don’t iss school.

Ironically, similar rumours which have dogged SATC seem to be circling about the movie, with reports claiming Will aka briefcase ****** aka Simon Bird was demanding more cash.

Fortunately, it seems the movie is now going ahead without a hitch.

About time really, we really need some more toilet humour on the screen.

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